tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post2448241051636777703..comments2023-11-24T03:48:54.813-05:00Comments on No More Hornets: If It's Adultery, Of Course It's Not MarriageThe Exterminatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-51325565257929413282008-07-19T19:23:00.000-04:002008-07-19T19:23:00.000-04:00Catherwood:Somehow I think this whole post was not...Catherwood:<BR/><I>Somehow I think this whole post was nothing more than an excuse to run a photo of Ex's fantasy dream girl.</I><BR/><BR/>No fantasy. You just gotta have faith. Or, to be more specific, <I><B>I</B></I> do.The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-6870208611740531582008-07-19T07:56:00.000-04:002008-07-19T07:56:00.000-04:00Somehow I think this whole post was nothing more t...Somehow I think this whole post was nothing more than an excuse to run a photo of Ex's fantasy dream girl. Of course, that could be the wine talking. <BR/><BR/>CatherwoodAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-83720093913883675532008-07-19T01:35:00.000-04:002008-07-19T01:35:00.000-04:00Damn Epicurus! Even beats Google. /Sigh.Damn Epicurus! Even beats Google. /Sigh.DBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01267112937396907790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-24842970078031235692008-07-19T00:57:00.000-04:002008-07-19T00:57:00.000-04:00DB:But if Microsoft is neither able nor willing to...DB:<BR/>But if Microsoft is neither able nor willing to prevent cyberEvil, why call it Microsoft?The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-3292510287202064392008-07-18T23:38:00.000-04:002008-07-18T23:38:00.000-04:00Ex: Microsoft is the evil! http://www.thechurchofg...Ex: Microsoft is the evil! <BR/><BR/>http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/DBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01267112937396907790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-53069562095748234512008-07-18T14:10:00.000-04:002008-07-18T14:10:00.000-04:00@ chappy - :)@ PhillyAre the underwear liners like...@ chappy - :)<BR/><BR/>@ Philly<BR/><BR/><I>Are the underwear liners like trainers before you move on to the Depends?</I><BR/><BR/>It's for the dribble problem. But, yes.John Evohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10868904051881865159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-43540892537430182002008-07-17T19:32:00.000-04:002008-07-17T19:32:00.000-04:00That blows Ben Gay away. (Man, that sounded wrong)...<I>That blows Ben Gay away. (Man, that sounded wrong)</I><BR/><BR/>It sounds better than "That blows Ben Homosexual away."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-44630223958864150702008-07-17T19:17:00.000-04:002008-07-17T19:17:00.000-04:00Are the underwear liners like trainers before you ...Are the underwear liners like trainers before you move on to the Depends?<BR/><BR/>Btw, look for Tiger Balm. That blows Ben Gay away. (Man, that sounded wrong)PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-70958004205368571392008-07-17T19:01:00.000-04:002008-07-17T19:01:00.000-04:00That's funny, because I just bought a generic Ben ...That's funny, because I just bought a generic Ben Gay (or is that Ben Homosexual?) for my daughter, who has been having a lot of back pain from volleyball. It smells exactly like I remember Ben Gay (whatever...) smelling - only stronger! I told her not to put it on prior to any kind of date or outing with friends. <BR/><BR/>NO, it's NOT in that section - you young whippersnapper. It's with the Beano, the stool softener and the underwear liners.John Evohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10868904051881865159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-6415209718795409802008-07-17T17:16:00.000-04:002008-07-17T17:16:00.000-04:00Is all that stuff in the section of the store with...Is all that stuff in the section of the store with the Centrum Silver, Metamucil, and the Glucosamine and Chondroitin supplements? I never go over there because it stinks of Ben Gay.PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-22393314708278356852008-07-17T16:52:00.000-04:002008-07-17T16:52:00.000-04:00Philly, we still have RC (Royal Crown) Cola out he...Philly, we still have RC (Royal Crown) Cola out here. <BR/><BR/>And you guys aren't seriously discussing whether they still make Certs and Doublemint gum are you? By the way, as any "Chief" should know, there's only one real gum - Juicy Fruit.John Evohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10868904051881865159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-85740575477092935712008-07-17T12:46:00.000-04:002008-07-17T12:46:00.000-04:00Surely that would depend on what sort of animal fi...Surely that would depend on what <I>sort</I> of animal finds you in the dark?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-39049084099082054472008-07-16T16:48:00.000-04:002008-07-16T16:48:00.000-04:00Philly asked:Do they make either of those things a...Philly asked:<BR/><I>Do they make either of those things anymore?</I><BR/>I'm not sure. My Certs-eating days are long over. Nowadays, if my breath stinks, I just brush my teeth. And as far as Doublemint goes, I've found that I much prefer a gum that makes my teeth twinkle. It's comforting to know that people and animals can find me in the dark.The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-18851457992111320912008-07-16T16:40:00.000-04:002008-07-16T16:40:00.000-04:00Do they make either of those things anymore, or do...Do they make either of those things anymore, or do you have to special order them online like Pop Rocks?<BR/><BR/>I miss RC Cola. A couple of packets of Pop Rocks and some RC Cola = fun. Well it did when I was 8, but so did Star Wars and I still like that movie.PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-36528639884023601452008-07-16T16:35:00.000-04:002008-07-16T16:35:00.000-04:00Philly:So are you saying that Certs isn't two mint...<B>Philly</B>:<BR/>So are you saying that Certs <I>isn't</I> two mints in one. You must be some kind of anti-American if you think that. There's only one other mint in the whole wide world that has dual value, and that's Doublemint Gum, which, as every idiot knows, doubles your pleasure <I>and</I> doubles your fun.<BR/><BR/>As far as Disco goes: I never went for that newfangled faddish stuff. The minuet is my dance of choice. <BR/><BR/><B>Evo</B>:<BR/>To defend Philly briefly here, I don't think he's claiming that I'm dated. He knows perfectly well that I'm happily married.The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-85202199714228210502008-07-16T16:19:00.000-04:002008-07-16T16:19:00.000-04:00Philly, are you saying Ex is dated? That he's one...Philly, are you saying Ex is dated? That he's one of those Perrier sipping elitists?John Evohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10868904051881865159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-58635679003861756132008-07-16T15:00:00.000-04:002008-07-16T15:00:00.000-04:00Certs? LOL! And should he get a new leisure suit a...Certs? LOL! And should he get a new leisure suit as well? Oh, he should also practice his dancing, because I hear this new Disco thing is going to be BIG.PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-21234612859289169312008-07-16T14:51:00.000-04:002008-07-16T14:51:00.000-04:00Venjanz:I'm still single for some reason.Maybe it'...<B>Venjanz</B>:<BR/><I>I'm still single for some reason.</I><BR/>Maybe it's your breath. Did you know that Certs are (is?) two mints in one?<BR/><BR/><B>DB</B>:<BR/>I love "the omniscient and omnipresent Google." Do you think it's also omnibenevolent and omnipotent? If so, then whence cometh Internet Evil?The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-29623248441963786492008-07-16T06:20:00.000-04:002008-07-16T06:20:00.000-04:00This was absolutely hilarious. The way I see it, t...This was absolutely hilarious. The way I see it, they pretty much translate the Bible however they see fit anyways so why should the omniscient and omnipresent Google be any different? <BR/><BR/>btw, the <I>"English, since — as any American fundamentalist can tell you — that's the actual language of Jesus"</I> line had me lmao. Good post.DBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01267112937396907790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-30516182681061151742008-07-16T01:48:00.000-04:002008-07-16T01:48:00.000-04:00Interestingly enough, if you take the first list o...Interestingly enough, if you take the first list of 12, and substitute "sabbath" for "penis" in # 5, this is exactly what I require of a girlfriend. <BR/><BR/>I'm still single for some reason. <BR/><BR/>-TVenjanzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14632111675112237375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-6996151583377969052008-07-15T20:58:00.000-04:002008-07-15T20:58:00.000-04:00davo:Thanks for clearing that up. I was under the ...<B>davo</B>:<BR/>Thanks for clearing that up. I was under the impression that the Sueopseup people might be some kind of soup-worshippers. <BR/><BR/><B>JM</B>:<BR/>I ran LOL through Google Translate for a few rounds -- not the whole world-tour of 23 languages -- but I still wound up with LOL. So, obviously, if god had really been interested in making the Twelve Commandments understandable throughout the entire world, he would have written them in IM-talk. <BR/><BR/><B>Philly</B>:<BR/><I>That truth should translate well in any language, clicks or not.</I><BR/>I don't know about you, but I'd be happy to click with Charlize Theron any time.<BR/><BR/><B>yunshui</B>:<BR/>OK, you MUST be a newlywed. You're surrounded by guys who sent links to pictures of beautiful women -- but YOU include a link to Basho? <BR/><BR/><B>Evo</B>:<BR/>I think you may have your date wrong. If I remember my history correctly, that queen reigned in 1,000,000 BCE.<BR/><BR/><B>chappy</B>:<BR/>Yeah, I noticed the similarity between the True and Authentic Universal Version of the Twelfth Commandment and that quote from Joseph Grand. But, after all, didn't "your God weeks" create <I>The Plague</I>?The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-14553364885243995832008-07-15T20:24:00.000-04:002008-07-15T20:24:00.000-04:00Oh, man, the Swedish translator got #12 all wrong....Oh, man, the Swedish translator got #12 all wrong. That one should not say, <I>"In May a woman was approaching."</I><BR/><BR/>It should be more like this: <BR/><BR/><I>"One splendid morning in May, a brilliant young atheist might have been seen riding an old gray mare along Main St. on her way to the Haunted Mansion."</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-40307929016313590032008-07-15T16:41:00.000-04:002008-07-15T16:41:00.000-04:00Here is the Sueopseup queen from 1213 BCE. I beli...Here is the <A HREF="http://tallteacher.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/cavewoman.jpg" REL="nofollow">Sueopseup queen</A> from 1213 BCE. I believe in following all of her commandments. 10, 12, 900.John Evohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10868904051881865159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-55235379355690030002008-07-15T15:21:00.000-04:002008-07-15T15:21:00.000-04:00It seems oddly... zen. I can imagine someone like ...It seems oddly... zen. I can imagine someone like <A HREF="http://www.big.or.jp/~loupe/links/ehisto/ebasho.shtml" REL="nofollow">Basho</A> churning this out. There's a strange new beauty in the commandments now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-77199903722942713312008-07-15T11:10:00.000-04:002008-07-15T11:10:00.000-04:00So the truth of her hotness is more universal than...So the truth of her hotness is more universal than the alleged truth of the bible? Well that doesn't surprise me. <A HREF="http://www.ecorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/vexadecom_000009-02_charlize-theron.jpg" REL="nofollow">Charlize Theron</A> is hot! That truth should translate well in any language, clicks or not.PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.com