Monday, December 24, 2007

Happy Birthday, Jesus and/or Santa





Well, you may think they're both nice,
but he has a definite preference for the left one.



All right, so let me get this straight.
We ask for Grand Theft Auto for me, Resident Evil for you,
Hitman: Blood Money for cousin Max, and peace on Earth for the cow?



You're crazy! He looks just like his father.



And what do you want when you die, little boy?



Forgive them, Father, for they ho-ho-ho not what they do.
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19 comments:

  1. PhillyChiefDecember 24, 2007 at 8:46 AM

    Great stuff! Ex goes with a graphics dominated post. It's a christmas miracle!

    Santa bless us, every one.

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  2. Spanish InquisitorDecember 24, 2007 at 1:38 PM

    That first Madonna with child is HOT!

    Is that a sacrilege?

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  3. The ExterminatorDecember 24, 2007 at 1:46 PM

    Philly: Yeah, I was visited by the Ghost of Graphics Past.

    SI:
    Yeah, it's a sacrilege. Anyway, I saw her first.

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  4. John EvoDecember 24, 2007 at 4:06 PM

    BLASPHEMY!!!

    I love it! Merry Christmas to the entire Atheosphere.

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  5. SoldierwhyDecember 25, 2007 at 6:58 AM

    Excellent! In fact so good I just had to give it a mention on my blog.

    Did you do the pics yourself? Unfortunately my expertise in Photoshop consists of being able to open the program and not much more;)

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  6. C. L. HansonDecember 25, 2007 at 7:22 AM

    You are soooooo going on Santa's "naughty" list this year. ;^)

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  7. EnoNomiDecember 25, 2007 at 9:49 AM

    Of course Mary is hot, the Flying Spaghetti Monster had the pick of the entire world to choose from, he's not going to go with fugly... unless he's been embibing the celestial chanti.

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  8. The ExterminatorDecember 25, 2007 at 12:06 PM

    Evo:
    I guess it is BLASPHEMY!!! at that. Shit. I hope I didn't get Santa too pissed off.

    Psycho:
    I didn't do the pics myself. I merely found them. My Photoshop abilities are limited to zooming in and zooming out. The captions are mine, though.

    C.L.:
    Well, I wondered why the guy didn't show up.

    Eno:
    I've heard that the FSM has been known to date quite a few meatballs, so I'm not sure his taste corresponds to mine.

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  9. AnonymousDecember 25, 2007 at 2:04 PM

    You're incorrigible!
    --the chaplain

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  10. The ExterminatorDecember 25, 2007 at 2:51 PM

    chappy:
    That's because you keep incorriging me.

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  11. AnonymousDecember 27, 2007 at 11:43 AM

    Ex: This is PUNishment...

    Great graphics though... I remain in awe.

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  12. Babs GladhandDecember 27, 2007 at 1:35 PM

    These are awesome! I do have to say that the Jesus with the boy on his lap is creepy. And not in a good way.

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  13. John EvoDecember 27, 2007 at 3:50 PM

    I do have to say that the Jesus with the boy on his lap is creepy. And not in a good way.

    Babs, what is "good" creepy?

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  14. AnonymousDecember 27, 2007 at 6:53 PM

    Oh, I can't WAIT to hear this...

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  15. Babs GladhandDecember 28, 2007 at 12:10 AM

    Well, "good" creepy is Tim Burton movies, John Malkovich's voice, Requiem Mass in D Minor by Mozart or any book/illustration by Edward Gorey. Even the creepy guy that rides his scooter around town and wears a hat with ear flaps no matter what the weather. But he's only "good" creepy because I'm in a car and can outrun his scooter.

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  16. EnoNomiDecember 28, 2007 at 9:39 AM

    ditto on the Tim Burton movies, "good" creepy is Johnny Depp as Sweeny Todd, and watching Japanese horror movies, and Shaun of the Dead... definately Shaun of the Dead.

    And HR Giger. And The Body Worlds Exhibits.

    Man I love "good" creepy.

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  17. John EvoDecember 29, 2007 at 7:25 PM

    Sounds like "good" creepy is mostly fictional.

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    It can't work as a matter of fact, that's exactly what I consider.

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