tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post2609383206155064539..comments2023-11-24T03:48:54.813-05:00Comments on No More Hornets: Attention GodMart ShoppersThe Exterminatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-64730231228438085392007-12-08T16:17:00.000-05:002007-12-08T16:17:00.000-05:00Cool about the bell ringer. I think the poor guy w...Cool about the bell ringer. I think the poor guy would have been strung up around here.vjackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05868095335395368227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-48924876279159822632007-12-05T13:57:00.000-05:002007-12-05T13:57:00.000-05:00vjack:At one of the three WalMarts within five mil...vjack:<BR/><BR/>At one of the three WalMarts within five miles of my house -- the one I most often go to -- I was shocked that an outdoor Salvation Army bell-ringer was wishing people "Happy Holidays." <BR/><BR/>I was so amazed in fact, that I said, "And a very happy holiday to you," and gave the guy a buck.The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-89950756774654879512007-12-05T06:41:00.000-05:002007-12-05T06:41:00.000-05:00I forgot to mention that I was in Wal-Mart last we...I forgot to mention that I was in Wal-Mart last week, enjoying the countless Jesus references in the Christmas music blasting over the loudspeakers. I think you are right about them encouraging their workers to roam the store shouting "Merry Christmas" at shoppers. Good times.vjackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05868095335395368227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-17809014739573450712007-12-05T06:39:00.000-05:002007-12-05T06:39:00.000-05:00Outstanding post! I laughed my ass off. And thanks...Outstanding post! I laughed my ass off. And thanks for the link.vjackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05868095335395368227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-41943222152615672432007-12-05T00:18:00.000-05:002007-12-05T00:18:00.000-05:00They have me getting things down from the top shel...They have me getting things down from the top shelves mostly since I don't need a ladder, but sometimes they have me handing out samples of <A HREF="http://www.prankplace.com/pkit_washawaysins.htm" REL="nofollow">Wash Away Your Sins</A> to people leaving the "reading" room. I'm not sure how anybody reads in there though since it's kinda dark.PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-54865764619255301492007-12-04T23:36:00.000-05:002007-12-04T23:36:00.000-05:00Philly:I'm dubious. Are you just stocking the shel...<B>Philly</B>:<BR/>I'm dubious. Are you just stocking the shelves? Or are you the in-store demonstrator?The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-77299993007383471352007-12-04T23:29:00.000-05:002007-12-04T23:29:00.000-05:00I'm making extra money working part time at the Go...I'm making extra money working part time at the GodShack. They always need extra holiday staff this time of year. It's hard keeping those shelves stocked with such hot stocking stuffers. ;)PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-15179808528201077012007-12-04T21:50:00.000-05:002007-12-04T21:50:00.000-05:00Phillychief, you are incorrigible, evil, definitel...Phillychief, you are incorrigible, evil, definitely going to hell - and hilariously funny. Do I dare ask how you came to know about those items? On second thought, no, I don't want to know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-90646845488617760812007-12-04T21:22:00.000-05:002007-12-04T21:22:00.000-05:00You are something else man.Funny funny.You are something else man.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Funny funny.JPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00682007915158940095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-60619217849155273412007-12-04T20:12:00.000-05:002007-12-04T20:12:00.000-05:00Brilliant!Some other products you might want to ch...Brilliant!<BR/><BR/>Some other products you might want to check up on as far as being hazardous or made by prison or sweatshop labor are:<BR/><A HREF="http://www.prankplace.com/jesus.htm" REL="nofollow">Answer me Jesus</A> (Answer me Buddha also available, same page)<BR/><A HREF="http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php" REL="nofollow">Baby Jesus Butt Plug</A><BR/><A HREF="http://www.divine-interventions.com/godsrod.php" REL="nofollow">God's Immaculate Rod</A><BR/><A HREF="http://www.divine-interventions.com/mary.html" REL="nofollow">Virgin Mary Dildo</A> (robed, for her pleasure)<BR/><A HREF="http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html" REL="nofollow">Jackhammer Jesus</A><BR/><BR/>Of course most of these are probably not available at GodMart. You'll have to get those at the GodShack 2 miles south of the airport off exit 666. Cash only, and absolutely positively no returns accepted.PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-12704525777025901092007-12-04T18:25:00.000-05:002007-12-04T18:25:00.000-05:00ROTFLMAOBut:Does Godmart doesn't sell this?ROTFLMAO<BR/><BR/>But:<BR/><BR/>Does Godmart doesn't sell <A HREF="http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesus" REL="nofollow">this</A>?Spanish Inquisitorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261181794832002207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-39553195262527043282007-12-04T18:19:00.000-05:002007-12-04T18:19:00.000-05:00heather:I think those exclusivity features you're ...heather:<BR/>I think those exclusivity features you're referring to are Blogger's (read "Google's") idea. I had nothing to do with them. As far as I'm concerned, anyone should be able to write anything in a comment here -- except a blatant ad.<BR/><BR/>You can't give me a Stermy because I've been disqualified; it seems I got caught trying to bribe the judge. (I bought myself a package of Hostess Sno-Balls, if you must know.)The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-74414822333131801882007-12-04T18:04:00.000-05:002007-12-04T18:04:00.000-05:00Can i give you a stermy for this?(Why have your co...Can i give you a stermy for this?<BR/><BR/>(Why have your comments got so exclusive though? No remembered gmail account or password, no non-anonymous comment...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-27289438328102816932007-12-04T15:09:00.000-05:002007-12-04T15:09:00.000-05:00You forgot about the recall of the non-hypo-alerge...You forgot about the recall of the non-hypo-alergetic strawmen punching bags in the sports department. <BR/><BR/>Love it.DaVincihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01743995597143833646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-61294438881298341412007-12-04T11:10:00.000-05:002007-12-04T11:10:00.000-05:00LOL... brilliant!!LOL... brilliant!!Utehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16652604425012130772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-67223695756107845322007-12-04T09:08:00.000-05:002007-12-04T09:08:00.000-05:00Laughing my ass off! Very good imagination.Laughing my ass off! Very good imagination.tina FCDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10037896362034609151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-41616668707044142832007-12-03T22:15:00.000-05:002007-12-03T22:15:00.000-05:00This is hilarious. You have a great imagination.This is hilarious. You have a great imagination.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453833.post-18960027849605243422007-12-03T20:30:00.000-05:002007-12-03T20:30:00.000-05:00This is brilliant! And oh how I wish I could have ...This is brilliant! And oh how I wish I could have a Flying Invisible Penis - as long as it had a remote control.Babs Gladhandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05120612577936100239noreply@blogger.com