If you've been following the great debates at JP's place (and if you haven't been, you probably ought to at least take a peek), you may have already met the person who sent me the following email earlier today.
Dear athiest, (on jps’ blog i called you the owel guy because i had trouble writing extremnater. sorry, i will write that if you want. but do you mind if i just call you the?. So hear goes.) Dear the,
thank you for agreing with me about iggy being a liar. so i decide to go and look at your blog. maybe im not as smart as some poeple but i dont understand a lot there. first you ask “Are you better off then you were 200 years ago?”. im sorry but that doesnt make any sence to me because we were all still dead 200 years ago.
then you said you were runing for presedant but i dont beleive you. you are not on tv. sorry if you are but i dont think you are because i watch a lot of different chanels and i never see you. sometimes i dont watch sprots or cooking shows (i hate cooking shows because why do we need them when their are good rest’o’rants???). so if you are running on tv, please tell me what chanel (even if its sprots or coking) and what time because i would like to see you. i dout that you really look like an owel. (that is a joke so dont be angry. i dont always tell them as good as the 3 stogges.) but if you are running you shoud definatly try to be on tv more. i dont think any presidant was ever illected who wasnt on tv at least on jay lenno or opra or ellin. i woud pick ellin because she is funny and dances and jay lenno and opra are not funny and dances.
if you are not runing for presedant why would you say you are runing for presedant and not? is this a good joke for athiests??? because sorry i dont get it. we all ready have alot of poeple runing for presedant. we have hilarie (but i herd a commidan say they should call her hilarous! dont blame me for that joke because im not that good). and that black muslem guy and that New York one from 7-11 and fred tomsin (used to but drooped out yester day) and Mitt Romny (you prabobly know all ready that he is a moron! but did you know they think there underpants are magic? im not kidding!!!) and Mike Huckabee (yay!). im for Mike Huckabee. he is the only ture Christian running (even you!)
i also looked at your blog other things you wrote. i dont want to critasize but did you know you speled Christian wrong? you wrote Quistian. theres no Q in the real word. just so you know, we get that word from Jesus Christ who is the one true savor who came to Earth with powers and abilties far biyond those of mortel men and was born of Mary a virgo and crossfied for us all to take our sins away from us and then He rose after the 3ird day and joined His Father God in Heave. even thouhg you dont beleive in Him (you are athiest rimember?) you should of speled His name right. the h is the hard part but the rest is just the way it sounds.
maybe you have trouble with the h on your key bored because i aslo see you dint spell Mike Huckabee right. you speled him with F instead of H. i bet you dint relize that you made a bad word there maybe you never heard it. but you shoud look up F-U-C-K and then youl be unbarassed. when you find out what it means youll be happy noone calls you F-U-C-K-E-R-M-I-N-A-T-O-R. (I coped that cair fully so i spelled it write except for the F-U-C-K part at the beginning.) (its really E-T-X, in case you didnt relize what i ment).
one other questoin for you. why do you have a line throuhg Gods picture. i dont think thats very nice. you dint put a line throuhg the owels picture did you? if you put lines throuhg pictures it shoud be fair, God AND owel.
heres another questin and then i will stop. this is not really a questoin but i hope you read it any way. i want to help you because you helped me with iggy. i allways like to help a nother Christian so why shount i help a athiest once and a while. exspeciall if he helped me with a liar like you? maybe i will show you why you shoud be a Christian. and then i would of helped a Christian not an athiest!!!
So heres six reasons. (you can read about them in the Bible) 1- Jesus turned the bread into wine, 2- Jesus saved the woman from stonning because she was an adult, 3- Jesus razed Lazeris, 3- Jesus made a lame person walk (just so you know. when the Bible says lame it is not like a lame joke or a lame axcuse. it is a person who cant walk and Jesus made him)., 4- Jesus heeled the leapers (thats a dissease where things fall off there body!!!), 5. Jesus gave the Surmon of the Month. 6. the crossifixation where he died for are sins.
so thats six reasons!!!
are you a Christian yet? (i know your not thats just a joke. im not that good at them. but think about it).
also sorry, but one last questoin. what is no more hornets mean? do you some times right about hornets? they are another word for bees, right? i looked but i coud not find any bees on your blog. i think if you are saying no more some thing there shoud be that some thing some where for there to be no more of. just a sugstion.
thank you for lissening and for agreeing with me agenst iggy.