This is a puzzle to test your knowledge of woo.
Each numbered item leads to a term that’s related to woo in some fashion. All you have to do is supply the term. They’re clearly spelled out, so you can consider the numbered tidbits of woo as a gift from WWW.
Unfortunately, since this is a Woo Puzzle, I've had to acknowledge that God works in mysterious ways. So every consonant has been replaced with a W, and every vowel has been replaced with an O. That is, except for the letters W and O, which have been replaced by one another. For the purposes of this puzzle, Y is always considered a consonant. Thus, the word WOO would be written as OWW and the word WOW would be written as OWO. GOD, by the way, would be written as WWW. For ease of reading, if a term contains more than one word, the words are separated by an underline: _.
As an extra help — because we’re all atheists here, aren’t we? — all As have been left alone. So the word HALLELUJAH would be written as WAWWOWOWAW. Leave your solutions in the comments section. To give everyone a chance, though, please post no more than four answers at a time. I’ll give credit to the first person who identifies each term.
- You’ll be a black sheep if you mix this with linen: OWWW
- A Roman’s dad: WWWO
- He was given the laws on which the Constitution is based: WWWOW
- She’ll fuck up the whole world, not just Babylon: OWWWO
- God's not a comedian, but this is a pretty good rib: OWWAW
- You can babble forever, but this won’t get you to heaven: WWOOW
- His witnesses don’t call him this: WAWOOW
- He never goes commando: WWWWWW
- Pasco County can teach a lesson to this guy, but not vice versa: OOWAWW
- Try this stuff even if you’re not thirsty: WWWW-AOW
- Don’t do this to anybody except God: OWWWWOW
- He was designed, but not with a Phillip’s head screwdriver: WWWWWWW
- This really kills a person: AWWWWOWW
- Israel — or America: WWWW_WAWW
- Oh, you, it makes no difference. Don’t dare to draw him out: WWWAWWAW
- Maybe not now, but this uprising is coming soon: AWWWAWWWWO
- A committed Christian or Muslim: WAWAWW _WWAWA
- We can conceive of God having this kind of an argument: WWWWWWWOWAW
- All Americans should believe in him: WOWWWO_O._WOWW
- Half a dozen of these could surely make our world today: WWWOWAWW_WOAWW
[Update: All items have been de-wooed, but I'm not listing the answers here in case any of you latecomers want to give these a try. You can look through the comments to find the solutions.]
[The A-List: 1. Renacier; 2. Paul; 3. Renacier; 4. Renacier; 5. SI; 6. Renacier; 7. Ubi Dubium; 8. nowoo; 9. nowoo; 10. SI; 11. SI; 12. nowoo; 13. Sesquipedal; 14. Ubi Dubium; 15. nowoo; 16. Ubi Dubium; 17. nowoo; 18. Sesquipedal; 19. Ubi Dubium; 20. Sesquipedal]