Monday, December 24, 2007

Happy Birthday, Jesus and/or Santa





Well, you may think they're both nice,
but he has a definite preference for the left one.



All right, so let me get this straight.
We ask for Grand Theft Auto for me, Resident Evil for you,
Hitman: Blood Money for cousin Max, and peace on Earth for the cow?



You're crazy! He looks just like his father.



And what do you want when you die, little boy?



Forgive them, Father, for they ho-ho-ho not what they do.


19 comments:

PhillyChief said...

Great stuff! Ex goes with a graphics dominated post. It's a christmas miracle!

Santa bless us, every one.

Spanish Inquisitor said...

That first Madonna with child is HOT!

Is that a sacrilege?

The Exterminator said...

Philly: Yeah, I was visited by the Ghost of Graphics Past.

SI:
Yeah, it's a sacrilege. Anyway, I saw her first.

John Evo said...

BLASPHEMY!!!

I love it! Merry Christmas to the entire Atheosphere.

PsychoAtheist said...

Excellent! In fact so good I just had to give it a mention on my blog.

Did you do the pics yourself? Unfortunately my expertise in Photoshop consists of being able to open the program and not much more;)

C. L. Hanson said...

You are soooooo going on Santa's "naughty" list this year. ;^)

EnoNomi said...

Of course Mary is hot, the Flying Spaghetti Monster had the pick of the entire world to choose from, he's not going to go with fugly... unless he's been embibing the celestial chanti.

The Exterminator said...

Evo:
I guess it is BLASPHEMY!!! at that. Shit. I hope I didn't get Santa too pissed off.

Psycho:
I didn't do the pics myself. I merely found them. My Photoshop abilities are limited to zooming in and zooming out. The captions are mine, though.

C.L.:
Well, I wondered why the guy didn't show up.

Eno:
I've heard that the FSM has been known to date quite a few meatballs, so I'm not sure his taste corresponds to mine.

thechapel said...

You're incorrigible!
--the chaplain

The Exterminator said...

chappy:
That's because you keep incorriging me.

Lifeguard said...

Ex: This is PUNishment...

Great graphics though... I remain in awe.

Babs said...

These are awesome! I do have to say that the Jesus with the boy on his lap is creepy. And not in a good way.

John Evo said...

I do have to say that the Jesus with the boy on his lap is creepy. And not in a good way.

Babs, what is "good" creepy?

Lifeguard said...

Oh, I can't WAIT to hear this...

Babs said...

Well, "good" creepy is Tim Burton movies, John Malkovich's voice, Requiem Mass in D Minor by Mozart or any book/illustration by Edward Gorey. Even the creepy guy that rides his scooter around town and wears a hat with ear flaps no matter what the weather. But he's only "good" creepy because I'm in a car and can outrun his scooter.

EnoNomi said...

ditto on the Tim Burton movies, "good" creepy is Johnny Depp as Sweeny Todd, and watching Japanese horror movies, and Shaun of the Dead... definately Shaun of the Dead.

And HR Giger. And The Body Worlds Exhibits.

Man I love "good" creepy.

John Evo said...

Sounds like "good" creepy is mostly fictional.

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