Friday, March 21, 2008

Song for an Atheist's Easter with the Family

Sing along with the Exterminator:

In my Easter bonnet
With godless As upon it
I'll be the grandest skeptic
At the Easter charade.

I'll be in my glory
Debunking Matthew's story,
But getting quite dyspeptic
At the Easter charade.

With the family, my family,
All the relatives will quiz me,
And they'll shout, "Gee whiz,
Don't you know Jesus riz?"

Oh I could write a gospel
While driving to the hospi'l
About my upset stomach
From the Easter charade.

7 comments:

Vince said...

Jesus riz. - thats great. ;)

riz- verb, from the Latin rizae. To wake up after a particularly bad weekend; espescially if nailed to tree.

Great song!

the chaplain said...

Are you the guy who writes the songs the whole world sings while Barry Manilow rakes in the cash that the young girls fling at him?

tina FCD said...

That was really good. Laughed my ass off at the "Oh I could write a gospel
While driving to the hospi'l
About my upset stomach
From the Easter charade.

Spanish Inquisitor said...

I'm looking forward to hearing Evo sing that at the next podcast.

PhillyChief said...

I picture him doing it in a bunny costume like from A Christmas Story.

Too funny. It makes me almost want to go to some church thing tomorrow where they'll be singing to share these lyrics. This is way better than Jingle Bells, Batman smells... at x-mas time.

Babs said...

So...where's the picture of you in your Easter bonnet?

Psychodiva said...

brilliant :)