Song for an Atheist's Easter with the Family
Sing along with the Exterminator:
In my Easter bonnet
With godless As upon it
I'll be the grandest skeptic
At the Easter charade.
I'll be in my glory
Debunking Matthew's story,
But getting quite dyspeptic
At the Easter charade.
With the family, my family,
All the relatives will quiz me,
And they'll shout, "Gee whiz,
Don't you know Jesus riz?"
Oh I could write a gospel
While driving to the hospi'l
About my upset stomach
From the Easter charade.
Hey, Exterminator, I enjoyed reading this.
7 comments:
Jesus riz. - thats great. ;)
riz- verb, from the Latin rizae. To wake up after a particularly bad weekend; espescially if nailed to tree.
Great song!
Are you the guy who writes the songs the whole world sings while Barry Manilow rakes in the cash that the young girls fling at him?
That was really good. Laughed my ass off at the "Oh I could write a gospel
While driving to the hospi'l
About my upset stomach
From the Easter charade.
I'm looking forward to hearing Evo sing that at the next podcast.
I picture him doing it in a bunny costume like from A Christmas Story.
Too funny. It makes me almost want to go to some church thing tomorrow where they'll be singing to share these lyrics. This is way better than Jingle Bells, Batman smells... at x-mas time.
So...where's the picture of you in your Easter bonnet?
brilliant :)
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